You think you know me? Read this again!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Lyrics of the day! Grenade by Bruno Mars

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live
Oh take, take, take it all but you never give
Should've known you were trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand
Is I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on the blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
See I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes I would die for ya, baby
But you won't do the same
Black, black, black and blue
Beat me till I'm numb, tell the devil I said hey
When you get back to where you're from
Bad women, bad women, that's just what you are, yeah
You smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car
Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes you did
To give me all your fucking love
Is all I ever asked but what you don't understand
Is I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on the blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
Listen babe, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes I would die for ya, baby
But you won't do the same
If my body was on fire, ooh
You would watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me, you're a liar
'Cause you never ever, ever did, baby

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Music of the month: This Love by Maroon 5 lyrics!

I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart

This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore

I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again

This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore

I'll fix these broken things
Repair your broken wings
And make sure everything's alright
My pressure on your hips
Sinking my fingertips
Into every inch of you
Cause I know that's what you want me to do

This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore

This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And my heart is breaking in front of me
She said Goodbye too many times before

This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore...

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Song lyrics of the week! When I Was Your Man - Bruno Mars!

Same bed, but it feels just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the radio, but it don't sound the same
When our friends talk about you all that it does is just tear me down
Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name
And it all just sound like uh, uh, uh

Hmmm too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have bought you flowers and held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance
Take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby is dancing, but she's dancing with another man.

My pride, my ego, my needs and my selfish ways
Caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life
Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made
And it haunts me every time I close my eyes
It all just sounds like uh, uh, uh, uh

Too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have bought you flowers and held your hand
Should have gave all my hours when I had the chance
Take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby is dancing, but she's dancing with another man.

Although it hurts I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know
I hope he buys you flowers, I hope he holds your hand
Give you all his hours when he has the chance
Take you to every party cause I remember how much you loved to dance
Do all the things I should have done when I was your man!
Do all the things I should have done when I was your man!

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Cara Menjual Ide Lewat Power Point -Ringkasan Workshop @ GRIYA SOLOPOS, 23/03/13 (Indonesian Version)

A. Estetika Slide

Tantangan saat berpresentasi adalah sang presenter, yang mungkin bingung dengan para audience. Maka, kita perlu membuat slide-slide yang mampu 'bercerita'. Seperti film, power point perlu memiliki story-boardnya, yaitu memiliki alur cerita. Kita perlu juga membuat sebelum mempresentasikan isi dari power point.

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." -Steve Jobs
Terdapat dua orang yang menjadi panutan sebagai presenter yang baik, tetapi Steve Jobs yang akan menjadi panutan kali ini, karena ia mampu mendapat ketertarikan dari audience bahkan mendapatkan standing applause pada saat ia mempresentasikan produk terbarunya, Macbook Air.

Saat Steve Jobs mempresentasikan produk Macbook Air, terdapat power point yang sudah disiapkan dengan slides-slides yang rumit. Akan tetapi, saat itu Steve Jobs samasekali tidak menggunakan power point itu. Dia hanya membawa sebuah amplop besar berwarna coklat, yang dalamnya terdapat sebuah Macbook Air yang dapat menunjukkan seberapa tipis dan ringannya produk barunya itu. Steve Jobs lalu membuka amplop tersebut dan mengeluarkan produk Macbook Air dari dalamnya. Lalu ia menunjukkan spefikasi, kegunaan, dan hal-hal lainnya yang perlu dipresentasikan. Dengan mudahnya Steve Jobs yang telah memahami setiap lekuk dari Macbook Air itu mempresentasikan dengan sangat bagus, sehingga dia mendapatkan standing applause yang meriah.

Steve Jobs juga dengan mudah mempresentasikan iPhone. Ia menunjukkan pada audience bahwa komponen untuk mendengarkan musik seperti dalam iPod, komponen telepon untuk berkomunikasi, dan komponen internet untuk kebutuhan komunikasi lainnya terdapat dalam iPhone yang ia sedang presentasikan. Para audience menginginkan presentasi yang menjelaskan fitur-fitur secara menarik dan simple. Steve Jobs telah berhasil melakukannya.


1. Satu slide, satu pesan:
Dalam sebuah slide, masukkan 1 ide saja, jangan masukkan banyak ide sekaligus agar audience tidak bingung.

2. Sederhana:
Dalam membuat slide jangan terlalu rumit, tapi buatlah slide yang sederhana & mudah dipahami oleh audience.

3. Perkuat penjelasannya, bukan mengulang pesannya:
Dalam pembuatan slide masukkan kata kunci, gambar & diagram, dan kita lalu tinggal mempresentasikan apa yang kita ingat dari kata kunci, gambar & diagram tersebut. Lebih baik kurangi teks karena dapat membuat kita hanya membaca terus dan menatap layar.

4. Kuat secara visual:
Dalam slide, letakkan gambar dan tulisan dengan lebih teratur dan terfokus.

5. Gunakan teks dengan ringkas:
Dalam slide dengan gambar sebagai pengantar, teks perlu diringkas & disederhanakan agar teks menjadi jernih dan ringan.

6. Hindari bullet point:
Dalam pembuatan slide sebaiknya kurangi jumlah bullet point yang berlebih, tapi gunakan gambar & kata kunci yang mudah diingat yang bisa dikembangkan dan diimprovisasikan.


B. Slide yang komunikatif, "Ciptakan cerita, bukan sekadar ide"

Tentang animasi dalam slide, ditentukan saja dengan audience. Jika audience adalah anak-anak, kita boleh memakai animasi supaya lebih atraktif dan menarik. Apabila audience yang dihadapi adalah orang-orang yang serius, sebaiknya tidak menggunakan terlalu banyak animasi agar tidak dianggap mengeliminasi ataupun mengeliminer audience yang sudah ada, jadi, minimalisirlah animasi dalam power point.

Tunjukkan bahwa produk yang kita dukung adalah pahlawan.

Ex:
Pada tahun 1984, Steve Jobs menunjukkan ciptaannya, MacIntosh sebagai pahlawan, dan IBM sebagai musuhnya.

Dengan story-board, kita dapat menentukan alur cerita. Story-board dibuat dengan simple. Judul tidak harus sama dengan inti pesan yang ingin disampaikan. Lalu, perlahan-lahan audience ditarik menuju inti power point kita.

Slide yang komunikatif adalah memiliki story-board untuk menentukan alur, lalu dibuat dengan lebih bagus lagi dengan menambah gambar, design, dan warna-warna yang menarik. Penting dalam presentasi untuk mengajak audience mengikuti aksi bersama atau langkah kita.

Dalam menulis profil diri sendiri ataupun perkenalan di awal presentasi dan slide tidak disarankan, karena jika audience tidak tahu kita mempresentasikan produk apa, produk milik perusahaan siapa dan dimana, mereka akan bersifat netral. Namun apabila kita memberikan profil dan perkenalan pada awal, kalau mereka telah memiliki 'negative thinking' dahulu terhadap hal-hal yang menyangkut, apa yang kita presentasikan pun tak akan didengarkan dengan baik.


"The single most important thing you can do dramatically improve your presentations is to have a story to tell before you work on your Power Point file." -Cliff Atkinson

Monday, March 18, 2013

Junior High School Life: Unexpected stories!

In my junior high school life, a lot of things have happened. Some are happy, sad, and some are still even unknown!

Before I went the first time to Kalam Kudus Christian Junior High School, I had a long holiday, about 1 - 1,5 month. On that holiday I went to Singapore as my late birthday present from my parents. We stayed at my father's friend's apartment. The first day I went to Ikea. The next two days, I got sick, so the whole day I stayed in the apartment getting some rest. When I got well again, I went to Singapore Zoo, Jurong Bird Park, Night Safari, Chinese & Japanese Garden, Orchard Garden & the Botanical Garden, the Terracota Museum and others. It was so fun, but sadly I have to go home after a week there.

The next day I'm back from Singapore, I went straight to school. I met 3 new friends in my class. The others are the same peoples from my elementary school.
I had 2 bestfriends at that time. I always go with them. They are K-Pop maniacs. I like K-Pop but I don't do 'maniacs'. So if they make me angry because I was neglected over K-Pop, I'd just keep my mouth shut.

In junior high school, I also play basketball, and got in to the girls team. We went  to some basketball competition, and we always won. It was a fun thing to remember. It was funny, because I just started playing basketball when I was in 6th grade. In 7th grade, I got better. But I don't feel I'm appreciated much. I became disliked basketball more and more because of the other team mates. There's someone I don't like because they got in because they 'schooled' at a basketball place. And everyone acts like she's the most professional player, the best player and else. I'm not saying I'm better, but it is not fair. Some others I don't like because they are way too stupid. When a ball comes, suddenly they ran away because they were afraid of the ball. If she's like that, she better doesn't go in the team. The other one is just too stupid! Her body is big, but she acts like she can do basketball. If we tell her she's wrong about something, she'll be angry and make fights with us. But if we make a mistake, we have to follow what she says. It's really annoying.

(To be continued.....)

Sunday, March 17, 2013

My life story: Adventures of my life

Hello, my name is Jessica Viona Setiawan Buffet. I was born on 2nd February 1999 in Salatiga city, Jawa Tengah, Indonesia. When I was 3 years old, I moved to Solo/Surakarta, Jawa Tengah, Indonesia.

In Solo, I schooled at Kalam Kudus Christian Kindergarten. I remembered, one day in my kindergarten life, I once fell and hurt my head because I didn't want to hold hands with my mom! Hahaha! Also once i got kissed by a boy. MEH. Hahaha!! I remember, I won a contest, that is a 'Nice Teeth Contest', number 1 ;) I was so proud, I brought the trophy to school, because if we win something, we must bring the trophy to school and the school will announce it when we have a
ceremony on Mondays.

I went to Kalam Kudus Christian Elementary School. I had a lot of experiences, happy, sad, angry, and etc. I remember in elementary school I'm the kid with the most extracurricular activity. I had 6 or 7 extracurricular activity in one year! I had singing, comic, drawing, table tennis, and other extracurricular activities. Everyday I go home maybe at 4 o'clock or more. Then, each year I became bored, so every year I lessened my extracurricular activities.

Inside the elementary school, I remembered I went to 1B, 2E, 3A, 4E, 5C. Now, my 1st till 5th class of elementary school is in Pasar Legi area. My 6th class of elementary school is in the Kalam Kudus Christian Junior High School complex. So in 6th grade I went to the junior high school complex area. In my elementary school moments, I loved 6th grade the most. I loved my life in 6th grade, I'm a 6E member. I got in a 'gang' in 6E: CBC  that is Cekel Botak Community. Not a lot of people can get to this 'gang', and we all the members feels so special to each other!

Then I got in Kalam Kudus Christian Junior High School. Before that, I had a holiday to Singapore with my mom and dad. Then, in school I made friends with 2 people, both girls, and they are K-Pop maniacs.They often hurt me because they neglected me, and adores K-Pop better. Now, I'm not friends with them again. They accused me so badly, and I hated them very much. But I know it doesn't do any good. So I just have to forget about it and make friends with other peoples.

Beside that, I lost my love in junior high just few days ago. He said I'm not fun anymore, that I'm cold, not easily interested,and etc. It hurts me so much more,when we fought and he finally ended up saying that now he had moved on, forgetting about me, and found another love. I hate him now. And I helped his brother,just to take revenge, but I haven't known the updates now. He (the boy) likes to say "F**k", "sh*t", and other bad words in Twitter, so I screen captured it, and gave it to his little brother via LINE because he asked me to. I haven't moved on, but I was thinking about to move on and forget about him forever. I mean, if he really did love me, he wouldn't give up and moved on so quickly. That means, he already got someone else in his heart when he told me he still loved me. That's the kind of a boy I really don't like.That's what made me hated him now. I hope that I can forgive him someday.Just someday..

I think that story will be the end of my story this month,  maybe gonna update again sometime.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Distinguish a good song with a bad song! (Illuminati version)

Long time ago, musics were also very popular. Their (songs) words, melodies were calm, nice and polite. Have anyone realized how music have changed? Songs now have dozens of varieties. They have changed also, the words are full of dirty words, it's melodies are not calm anymore, full of pop, rock, RnB, etc.

A lot of people like the new musics better. Even I do. You also may like it, but you need to keep your distance with songs that is bad.

Now, there are some evil lurking in songs that I want to tell you, that is the singers is an illuminati. Do you know what is illuminati? Illuminati is a believe in Satan in music. Singers and artists who are the followers likes to show off the symbols.
Here are the few symbols of illuminati:

1. Monarch Butterfly

Beyonce with her monarch butterfly accesory.
















2. All Seeing Eye
The infinite symbol of illuminati is on $ US money!





















3.  Piramid Symbol
Jay Z making a piramid symbol with his hands.


















These are some of the symbols. There are more of them, dozens. You can read more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati


Now, I want to let you know some of the singers, artists who are illuminati or using the symbols:


There is Beyonce, Jay Z, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, even Barack Obama! Lady Gaga, Winston Churchill, David Rockefeller, the Bush family, Lil Wayne, Black Eyed Peas, P!nk, Omarion, the Beatles, Taylor Swift, Madonna, Britney Spears, will.i.am, Sean Kingston, Eminem, 50 cent, P. Diddy, DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Ciara, T.I., Kanye West, Tupac Shakur, Michael Jackson, Pimp C, Notorious B.I.G, Jennifer Lopez, Marilyn Monroe, Jon Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, John F. Kennedy, Abe Lincoln, Princess Diana, Martin Luther King, Nas, Dr dre, Cypress hill, Marilyn Manson, David bowie, Bob Dylan, Jim Carey, Tila Tequila, Warren Buffet, Clive Davis, Whitney Houston, Jennifer Hudson, Justin Bieber, Kerli, Taylor Momsen, Shinee, EXO, Big Bang,Orange Caramel, Super Junior, Sistar, Ayumi Hamasaki, NS Yoon-G, Kara, SNSD, and others.

 
So, if you like any of these singers, artists, and etc., you must be careful how you choose the songs. You must not be carried away into Illuminati and other Satan effects. Pray to God to protect you from these bad things.


Enjoy & have fun reading and searching, please comment what you think!
xoxo

Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Hot 5 on Billboard chart! Updated!

1. Harlem Shake by Baauer
Try it out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk1_DbbzSdY

My comment: "This song is fine for me, but I think it makes me dizzy. I'll vote for Gangnam Style by PSY better."

2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz
 Try it out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

My comment: "It's cute, fun and attractive. Good job Macklemore & Ryan Lewis for getting back to the first one in the RnB category again!"

3. When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars
 Try it out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekzHIouo8Q4

My comment: "As always, Bruno Mars is a good artist with a talent. Good mellow song, Bruno!"

4. Stay by Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko
Try it out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8BRvqGCNs

My comment: "Um, I think it's okay, fine. I don't know why it got to the 4th place, I seriously think Diamonds by Rihanna is way off better than this one. I feel, it doesn't show a beat." 

5. Suit & Tie by Justin Timberlake ft. Jay Z
Try it out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsUsVbTj2AY

My comment: "Actually, the song's nice, but Justin's voice shouldn't be to pitched up."

Happy birthday: T. Jordan P. ♥

Hey T.J!
Happy birthday the 13th, little brudda'! 

Wish you all the best, keep dreaming to reach your dreams!
I wish you a sweet 13th birthday

Jangan sombong, galak, pelit, alay, dan kena negative effects dari Evan dkk! Just be YOU.

Sincerely,
Jessica Viona Setiawan

Monday, March 11, 2013

Alasan kekuasaan presiden harus dibatasi!

Alasan kekuasaan presiden harus dibatasi adalah supaya presiden tidak menyalahgunakan kekuasaan (abuse of power), tidak sewenang-wenang memerintah negara.

Diberlakukan UUD 1945 yang membatasi jabatan presiden selama 5 tahun saja, dan apabila presiden melakukan hal yang kurang baik, bisa di copot masa jabatannya.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Hama, gulma dan Penyakit pada tanaman - Tugas B2 KKJHS 2012/2013

HAMA
Hama tumbuhan adalah organisme yang menyerang tumbuhan sehingga pertumbuhan dan perkembangannya terganggu. Hama yang menyerang tumbuhan antara lain :

Wereng:
Wereng adalah sejenis kepik yang dapat membuat daun & batang tumbuhan menjadi berlubang, kering, dan akhirnya mati. Hama wereng ini dapat dikendalikan dengan cara – cara sebagai betikut :
a. Pengaturan pola tanam, yaitu dengan melakukan penanaman secara serentak maupun dengan pergiliran tanaman. Pergiliran tanaman dilakukan untuk memutus siklus hidup wereng dengan cara menanam tanaman palawija atau tanah dibiarkan selama 1 – 2 bulan.
b. Pengandalian hayati, yaitu dengan menggunakan musuh alami wereng, misalnya laba – laba predator Lycosa Pseudoannulata, kepik Microvelia douglasi dan Cyrtorhinuss lividipenis, kumbang Paederuss fuscipes, Ophinea nigrofasciata, dan Synarmonia octomaculata.
c. Pengandalian kimia, yaitu dengan menggunakan insektisida, dilakukan apabila cara lain tidak mungkin untuk dilakukan. Penggunaan insektisida diusahakan sedemikan rupa sehingga efektif, efisien, dan aman bagi lingkungan.

GULMA
Gulma akan berkompetisi dengan tanaman utama untuk mendapatkan unsur hara yang diperlukan pertumbuhannya. Gulma dapat menjadi tempat persembunyian hama. Pembersihan gulma sangat penting untuk menekan perkembangan hama yang dapat menyerang tumbuhan.
Berdasarkan karaktristik yang dimiliki, gulma dibedakan menjadi 3 kelompok, yaitu teki, rumput, dan gulma daun lebar.
1.      Teki
Teki memiliki daya tahan luar biasa terhadap pengendalian mekanis, karena memiliki umbu batang di dalam tanah yang mampu bertahan berbulan – bulan. Contohnya adalah teki ladang (Cyperus rotundus).
2.      Rumput
Berdaun sempit seperti teki tetapi menghasilkan stolon. Stolon ini di dalam tanah berbentuk jaringan rumit yang sulit diatasi secara mekanik. Contohnya adalah alang – alang (Imperata cylindrica).
3.      Gulma Daun Lebar
Berbagai macam gulma dari ordo Dicotyledoneae termasuk dalam kelompok ini. Gulma ini biasanya tumbuh pada akhir masa budi daya. Kompetisi terhadap tanaman utama berupa kompetisi cahaya. Contoh dari gulma berdaun lebar ini adalah daun sendok. Banyak macam gulma dari ordo Dicotyledoneae masuk dalam kelompok ini.

Pengendalian gulma memerlukan strategi yang khas untuk setiap kasus. Beberapa hal yang perlu dipertimbangkan sebelum melakukan pengendalian gulma antara lain sebagai berikut :

a) Jenis gulma dominan
b) Tanaman budi daya utama
c) Alternatif pengendalian yang tersedia
d) Dampak ekonomi dan ekologi

Saat ini cukup banyak pembasmi gulma yang dijual di took-toko pertanian. Namun kita perlu berhati-hati dalam memilih & menggunakan pembasmi gulma. Tujuan pembersihan gulma antara lain untuk mengurangi tumbuhan pengganggu yang akan menjadi pesaing tanaman utama, dan gulma merupakan inang alternatif & tempat persembunyian hama penyakit.

PENYAKIT PADA TANAMAN

Penyakit yang menyerang tumbuhan banyak disebabkan oleh mikroorganisme, misalnya jamur, bakteri, alga, dan virus. 
            1.      Jamur
Penyebaran jenis penyakit ini dapat disebabkan oleh angin, air, serangga, atau sentuhan tangan. Penyakit ini menyebabkan bagian tumbuhan yang terserang, misalnya buah, akan menjadi busuk. Jika menyerang bagian ranting dan permukaan daun, akan menyebabkan bercak – bercak kecokelatan. Dari bercak – bercak tersebut akan keluar jamur berwarna putih atau oranye yang dapat meluas ke seluruh permukaan ranting atau daun sehingga pada akhirnya kering dan rontok. Batang yang terserang umumnya akan membusuk, mula – mula dari arah kulit kemudian menjalar ke dalam, dan kemudian membusukkan jaringan kayu. Jaringan yang terserang akan mengeluarkan getah atau cairan. Jika kondisi ini dibiarkan, jaringan kayu akan membusuk, kemudian seluruh dahan yang ada di atasnya akan layu dan mati.
Contoh penyakit yang disebabkan oleh jamur adalah sebagai berikut.
a) Penyakit pada padi.
b) Penyakit embun tepung.
2.      Bakteri
Bakteri dapat membusukkan daun, batang, dan akar tumbuhan. Bagian tumbuh tumbuhan yang diserang bakteri akan mengeluarkan lendir keruh, baunya sangat menusuk, dan lengket jika disentuh. Setelah membusuk, lama – kelamaan tumbuhan akan mati. Gejala CPVD adalah kuncup daun menjadi kecil dan berwarna kuning, buah menjadi kuning, sehingga lama – kelamaan akan mati. Penyakit CVPD yang belum parang dapat disembuhkan dengan terramycin, yang merupakan sejenis antibiotik.
3.      Virus
Penyakit yang disebabkan oleh virus cukup berbahaya karena dapat menular dan menyebar ke seluruh tumbuhan dengan cepat. Tumbuhan yang sudah terlanjur diserang sulit untuk disembuhkan. Penularan penyakit ini melalui perantara serangga.
4.      Alga
Keberadaan alga juga perlu diwaspadai karena dapat menyebabkan bercak karat merah pada daun tumbuhan. Tumbuhan yang biasanya diserang antara lain jeruk, jambu biji, dan rambutan. Bagian tumbuhan yang diserang oleh alga biasanya bagian daun, ditandai adanya bercak berwarna kelabu kehijauan pada daun, kemudian pada permukaannya tumbuh rambut berwarnya cokelat kemerahan.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Spotlight of the week: Booty Bounce lyrics - DEV

"Booty Bounce"

DJ, DJ, DJ

[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henny XO
All these hoes, on my dick

[x3]
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce

Bet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bounce

They call me Dev
I ain't yo average bitch
I'm in the club every weekend
On some sav ass shit

And now I ain't too pretty
To slap a hoe
So all you girls actin' shitty
Better hit the back door

Where the guy, where he at
I think I saw him in the back
I think we're outnumbered, fuck it (fuck it)
I got a baseball bat (I got a baseball bat)

Where the hell am I gonna catch a man like that
Put his number in my hand like that
Ripped it up like I didn't give a fuck
And I didn't give him a chance like that

[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henney XO
All these hoes, on my dick

[x3]
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce

Bet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bounce

Ridin', in the saucy whip
Never give a fuck it don't cost me shit
I'm a gangster baby, just kidding
Oh. No. She. Didn't.

Can't do it like me (Uh uh)
Nah, can't do it like me
Nah, nah nah nah, can't do it like me
I bet you wish you can do it like me

Poppin' bottles in the ice (in the ice)
Like a blizzard (like a blizzard)
When we drink we do it right
Gettin' slizzard

Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride)
Like Three 6 (Three 6)
Now I'm feelin' so fly
Like a G6

[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henney XO
All these hoes, on my dick

[x3]
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce

Bet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bounce

Poppin' bottles in the ice (in the ice)
Like a blizzard (like a blizzard)
When we drink we do it right
Gettin' slizzard

Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride)
Like Three 6 (Three 6)
Now I'm feelin' so fly
Like a G6

Like a G6
Like a G6
Now I'm feelin' so fly
Like a G6

[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henney XO
All these hoes, on my dick

[x3]
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce

Bet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bounce (bounce!)

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Narrative text from Japan - The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter

One day, while walking in the bamboo forest, an old, childless bamboo cutter called Taketori no Okina (竹取翁, "the Old Man who Harvests Bamboo") came across a mysterious, shining stalk of bamboo. After cutting it open, he found inside it a baby the size of his thumb. He rejoiced to find such a beautiful girl and took her home. He and his wife raised her as their own child and named her Kaguya-hime (かぐや姫 accurately, Nayotake-no-Kaguya-hime "princess of flexible bamboos scattering light"). Thereafter, Taketori no Okina found that whenever he cut down a stalk of bamboo, inside would be a small nugget of gold. Soon he became rich. Kaguya-hime grew from a small baby into a woman of ordinary size and extraordinary beauty. At first, Taketori no Okina tried to keep her away from outsiders, but over time the news of her beauty had spread.
Eventually, five princes came to Taketori no Okina's residence to ask for Kaguya-hime's hand in marriage. The princes eventually persuaded Taketori no Okina to tell a reluctant Kaguya-hime to choose from among them. Kaguya-hime concocted impossible tasks for the princes, agreeing to marry the one who managed to bring her his specified item. That night, Taketori no Okina told the five princes what each must bring. The first was told to bring her the stone begging bowl of the Buddha from India, the second a jewelled branch from the island of Hōrai, the third the legendary robe of the fire-rat of China, the fourth a colored jewel from a dragon's neck, and the final prince the cowrie which was born from swallows.
Realizing that it was an impossible task, the first prince returned with an expensive bowl, but after noticing that the bowl did not glow with holy light, Kaguya-hime saw through his deception. Likewise, two other princes attempted to deceive her with fakes, but also failed. The fourth gave up after encountering a storm, while the final prince lost his life (severely injured in some versions) in his attempt.
After this, the Emperor of Japan, Mikado, came to see the strangely beautiful Kaguya-hime and, upon falling in love, asked her to marry him. Although he was not subjected to the impossible trials that had thwarted the princes, Kaguya-hime rejected his request for marriage as well, telling him that she was not of his country and thus could not go to the palace with him. She stayed in contact with the Emperor, but continued to rebuff his requests and marriage proposals.
That summer, whenever Kaguya-hime saw the full moon, her eyes filled with tears. Though her adoptive parents worried greatly and questioned her, she was unable to tell them what was wrong. Her behaviour became increasingly erratic until she revealed that she was not of this world and must return to her people on the Moon. 
In some versions of this tale, it is said that she was sent to the Earth as a temporary punishment for some crime, while others say it was for safety during a celestial war, and that all of the gold that Taketori no Okina had been finding had in fact been a stipend that had been sent down to pay for Kaguya-hime's upkeep. As the day of her return approached, the Emperor set many guards around her house to protect her from the Moon people, but when an embassy of "Heavenly Beings" arrived at the door of Taketori no Okina's house, the guards were blinded by a strange light. Kaguya-hime announced that, though she loved her many friends on Earth, she must return with the Moon people to her true home. 
She wrote sad notes of apology to her parents and to the Emperor, then gave her parents her own robe as a memento. She then took a small taste of the elixir of life, attached it to her letter to the Emperor, and gave it to a guard officer. As she handed it to him, the feather robe was placed on her shoulders, and all of her sadness and compassion for the people of the Earth were forgotten. The heavenly entourage took Kaguya-hime back to Tsuki-no-Miyako ("the Capital of the Moon"), leaving her earthly foster parents in tears.
The parents became very sad and were soon put to bed sick. The officer returned to the Emperor with the items Kaguya-hime had given him as her last mortal act, and reported what had happened. The Emperor read her letter and was overcome with sadness. He asked his servants, "Which mountain is the closest place to Heaven?", to which one replied the Great Mountain of Suruga Province. The Emperor ordered his men to take the letter to the summit of the mountain and burn it, in the hope that his message would reach the distant princess. The men were also commanded to burn the elixir of immortality since the Emperor did not wish to live forever without being able to see her. The legend has it that the word immortality (不死 fushi, or fuji) became the name of the mountain, Mount Fuji. It is also said that the kanji for the mountain, 富士山 (literally "Mountain Abounding with Warriors"), is derived from the Emperor's army ascending the slopes of the mountain to carry out his order. It is said that the smoke from the burning still rises to this day. (In the past, Mount Fuji was much more volcanically active.)

Friday, March 1, 2013

Love The Way You Lie lyrics - Eminem

Love The Way You Lie

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well, that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffin' paint and I love it, the more I suffer
I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fuckin' hates me, and I love it
Wait, where you going? I'm leaving you, no, you ain't
Come back, we're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane, 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman with the wind at his back
She's Lois Lane but when it's bad, it's awful, I feel so ashamed
I snap, "Who's that dude?", I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her, I never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well, that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
You ever love somebody so much, you could barely breathe when you with 'em?
You meet, and neither one of you even know it hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah, them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're gettin' fuckin' sick of lookin' at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each others face spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em
You push, pull each others hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments when you're in 'em
It's the race that took over, it controls you both
So they say you'd best to go your separate ways, guess that they don't know ya
'Cause today, that was yesterday, yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over
But you promised her, next time you'd show restraint
You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it "window pane"
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is, you're the same as me
But when it comes to love, you're just as blinded
Baby, please come back, it wasn't you, baby, it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time? There won't be no next time
I apologize, even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fuckin' leave again, I'ma tie her to the bed
And set this house on fire
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie